Slept too late, went to Target, waited in line for two hours. Train problems, jello wrestling, more train problems, and now I'm too tired to think and my fingers are too cold to type. For all three of you who have been waiting all weekend for your horrorscopes, please hang in there until tomorrow night. I promise they'll be the best ever.
xoxo
C
Who's calling, please?
- Sister Mary Manhattan
- Sister Mary Manhattan is the spirit of a 12th Century French nun who was banished from her convent for distributing all of the communion bread to the poor and unbaptized--and for drinking whole barrels of communion wine during the Lenten fasts. Her spirit haunts dive bars and condemned art spaces of New York and New England, where she has been known to offer eternal salvation to lonely sailors, Pagan priests and intoxicated theater artists in exchange for love and comfort on cold, dark nights. She is now the supreme spokes-nun of the convent of the Sisters of Sensual Salvation. She comes to bring to you the good news that your sins have not been in vain and your astrological readings will never be boring.
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Damn... spent all weekend doing nothing. Was hoping for new instructions so I could feel constructive...
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