The journey to save the Irish from sobriety is over. While Sister Mary worships the holy detox tea to recouperate, she asks for your patience for the long delay.
Horrorscopes will be posted in the morning.
xoxo
SMM
Who's calling, please?
- Sister Mary Manhattan
- Sister Mary Manhattan is the spirit of a 12th Century French nun who was banished from her convent for distributing all of the communion bread to the poor and unbaptized--and for drinking whole barrels of communion wine during the Lenten fasts. Her spirit haunts dive bars and condemned art spaces of New York and New England, where she has been known to offer eternal salvation to lonely sailors, Pagan priests and intoxicated theater artists in exchange for love and comfort on cold, dark nights. She is now the supreme spokes-nun of the convent of the Sisters of Sensual Salvation. She comes to bring to you the good news that your sins have not been in vain and your astrological readings will never be boring.
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