Ladies and gentlemen, as you may recall, Sister Mary is attempting to raise $500 for her tarot project. She is asking each reader to donate $1 to the cause.
So far, readers have donated $22.
Therefore, Sister Mary is on strike until these numbers improve.
She hates to be this way, but you hate to be without your horrorscope!!!
Donate $1 on the little button in the upper right corner and the horrorscopes will return!!!
Thanks, everyone! Sister Mary does love you and this does indeed, hurt her more than it hurts you.
Who's calling, please?
- Sister Mary Manhattan
- Sister Mary Manhattan is the spirit of a 12th Century French nun who was banished from her convent for distributing all of the communion bread to the poor and unbaptized--and for drinking whole barrels of communion wine during the Lenten fasts. Her spirit haunts dive bars and condemned art spaces of New York and New England, where she has been known to offer eternal salvation to lonely sailors, Pagan priests and intoxicated theater artists in exchange for love and comfort on cold, dark nights. She is now the supreme spokes-nun of the convent of the Sisters of Sensual Salvation. She comes to bring to you the good news that your sins have not been in vain and your astrological readings will never be boring.
1 comment:
But, but...I donated! *cries* Why must I be punished so? Donate damn it!
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